Hugh Barnard

Now, as in any underdeveloped and corrupt state, our 'officials' or 'civil servants' (some would call them lazy unproductive, error-prone parasites, not me, of course) are now charging extra for things that they are already paid to do.

To wit, £8 or £13.50 for sticking on a label and then holding the item hostage until the 'fee' is paid. Doesn't that remind you of 'facilitation' fees that you pay elsewhere and are considered to be unethical, by various corporate hypocrites (the ones that have been caught, for example).

Of course, the Post Office itself has a lot of form, viz a viz the postcodes robbery. Still we have to find the execrable Adam Crozier's £1M salary from somewhere, don't we, m'dears?

Well, I'm not buying anything from Cadbury as of today, another US buyout. Of course, the advisors are apparently RBS, so mummy's boy will pocket another big wad from this.

It also turns out that they were busy stabbing Cadburys in the back. Good going for a publically owned bank and mummy's boy who didn't let anything approaching ethics or accepted practice restrain them.

Incidentally the sleazy 'half-truth in advertising/teaser rate' Direct Line are an RBS subsidiary, don't buy anything from them either, at least until some of these parasites are thrown out.

We lose one of our last big manufacturers and see nothing in return. Would you like chocolate cheese fries with that? Nice foreign war maybe? I don't think so..as they say.

Well, it's the election season again. Having been harangued during a TRA meeting and door-knocked by the massing hordes bearing a kind-of (pace, Jimmy Hendrix) wisdom. Here's my top tips for everyone from the conventional parties:

• Don't attack each other and conduct 'campaigns', we're not stupid and have grown out of Punch and Judy
• Tell us what you are actually going to do, at local level, you can provide quite a lot of detail
• Symbols and symbolic action are nice but only when everything else is perfect
• If you are standing, it's nice if you are local and we have detailed bios
• Even better if you participated in local life during non-election periods, don't be a stranger, as they (we) say
• Listen, don't justify, you may learn something
• Don't be 'politicians', we're sick of it, try and be servants/representatives of the people
• Be bold, break out of the Mulberry fortress and Westminster bubble to make contact with actual change
  

Well, the last round of discussion about the execrable, spintastic, inaccurate and childish (hey, choose an adjective!) East End Lies, the local Pradva produced by Tower Hamlets Council, met with some childish stonewalling from the 'complaints' department to quote Ms Dowden:

The Council has answered your complaint and is not willing to enter into further correspondence on this matter

Actually, all I've received is evasion and changes of subject, rather like a child caught in some trivial wrongdoing (except that council officers who create democratic deficit on purpose and try to ruin the local newspaper, that's not trivial, is it?).

So I'm happy to see the battle has broken out elsewhere in a more high profile way.

The BBC helped raised £38 million for Children in Need last year. They were so inventive, funny and delightful and we were so generous! Hurrah for everybody!

Let's look deeper, £38 mil is 1.2% of the BBCs current annual budget of 'about' £3 billion. This is the sort of figure that can be raised by simple economies in the BBC and a little tithing from these children of privilege. So we can find this £38 million via a little movement and generosity from the organisation itself. This is all public money too.

So, the current contribution can be raised directly without involving all the expense of stunts, payments by the public to network operators for SMS messages, telethons and assorted crass paraphernalia. If both happen (not my preferred avenue, see below) then the amount is doubled. If overpaid people at the top tithe, the results are even better.

It's a warm afternoon, so, instead of working, I though I'd surf on down to the wretched No 10 e-petition site (more, let's pretend to engage stuff) and make a little random trouble. However to my disappointment, I found:

Notice: Submission of new petitions will be closed until 7th September while the Prime Minister is away from Number 10. You can still sign any petition during this time

Well, Coe-baby's £10billion egg and spoon race is a really good example of public choice theory at work. Public choice theory describes why politicians mainly do things that are against the public interest:

Public Choice theory is often used to explain how political decision-making results in outcomes that conflict with the preferences of the general public. For example, many special interest and pork barrel projects are not the desire of the overall democracy. However, it makes sense for politicians to support these projects. It may make them feel powerful and important.

Just booked my first and last rail ticket from Raileasy. They nickel and dime you a 'booking fee' and a debit card 'fee' and then provide 'phone lines' at £1 per minute, in case you want to ask anything.

Also, they are in breach of European spam regulations, since the 'spam me' box is ticked on the submit page.

Should be called Railsleazy, in fact, can everyone call it that from now on? To use the technical vocabulary:

another bunch of sleazy corporate tossers

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This just in from Slashdot:

politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons

Well, how we love those wacky folk up in their Mulberry fortress, dancing the denial-dance and publishing spin-o-rama aka Pravda aka East End Lies, their only tangible 'product' (apart from waste and expense, that is). They are so -cute-, if you'll forgive the American diction.

Meanwhile, I started to run again today, along the Limehouse Cut and it's covered with a heavy, fresh crop of graffiti. A few random remarks about this: